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Joke of the Day

"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."

"I started a merkabah business. It really took off."

"Give a man a fish, he eats today. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk in a boat."

"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"

"Him: Will you marry me? Me: omg what did I do, why don't you want to have sex with me anymore?"

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."

"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."

"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."