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Joke of the Day

"Can you show me how to use the Internet? I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles."

"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."

"The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III."

"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"People are like a crayons The white ones are useless."

"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."

"What do you call an election in Syria? A civil war"

"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""

"What is black Jesus' favorite fruit? Wine-er-melon"