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Joke of the Day

"What did the businessman say to the other businessman? We're both businessmen."

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill."

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"

"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"

"What is the difference between a Chicken and a Prostitute? The Chicken says ""Cockadoodaldoo"" The Prostitute says ""Any COCK will do"""

"I don't always drink tequila but when I do, where the hell are my clothes?"

"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"

"What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse? Get off your high horse."