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Joke of the Day

"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""

"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"

"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

"How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"

"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"

"What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town? Entering the friend zone."

"Think of this election like turning on a racetrack You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right."

"Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer? Because he was picking up good vibrations."

"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."