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Joke of the Day
"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."
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"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""
"Time flies like an arrow ... Fruit flies like a banana"
"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."
"What's the difference between an M&M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"What four man rock group doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."