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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."

"GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"

"How do you make a woman blind? Put a windshield in front of her."

"""Hey dad! Did you get a haircut?"" ""No. I got them all cut."""

"TIL that if you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end... You would die."

"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."

"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."

"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."