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Joke of the Day

"Marriage is so disrespected as an institution nowadays that soon brides may be tossing the groom and keeping the bouquet."

"*washing car* Neighbor: ""You washing your car?"" Me: ""No. I'm watering it to see if it grows into a bus."""

"I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them. They seemed to either love them or hate them."

"Did you hear about the epileptic who won the dance contest? He only got up to get a drink."

"Bad puns are the best puns How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire? He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*."

"Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"What's big, black, and hard? A Basson."

"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said ""concentrate"" on it!"

"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."

"Why is it that.. ..we still fall for click bait titles?"