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Joke of the Day

"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""

"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."

"C'mon phone, let's go to bed."

"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."

"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."

"No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse"

"[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"I found a place where the recycling rate is 98% /r/Jokes"

"My friend said he wanted to live in a hole I said gopher it"