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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell."

"I think I ate too much salmon over Christmas I just tried to run up an escalator that was going down."

"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."

"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."

"I can't afford Kellogg's Frosted Flakes, so I bought the generic brand... They're MEH!"

"What did one muffin say to the other? muffin', he wasn't a very talkative guy"

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"What is metallic and if enters through your eye can kill you? A train"

"Hey other men: I'm tweeting this from your mom's phone. The implication being that she's sexually promiscuous: a big insult in our culture."

"What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? The Reverending Story"