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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell."

"I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid."

"All I'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick."

"Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss."

"What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for School?! Bison"

"I got my Bank Balance back today. It was a picture of a priest. I put it on a spitroast, so at least now I can say I'm turning a prophet."

"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."

"Today I asked ""Where do you get off"" while quarreling with my girlfriend. She replied ""In your bed."" Quarrel over."

"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."