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Joke of the Day
"It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you"
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"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common Both get to smell the goods, but not eat them"
"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"
"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"
"People always give up on me when I show them these words. See if you can get the opposite of each word: Always Staying From Take Me Down"
"""And why do you want to work at the aquarium?"" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish"
"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"
"Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta? When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt."
"Behind every successful man is a woman. This game of hide and seek has been going on for too long..."
"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."