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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."

"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."

"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."

"If I was a stripper my name would be medusa Because I'll make you rock hard ;)"

"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"

"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the shit out of their dog!"

"Why are Apple products popular with hipsters? Steve Jobs went underground."

"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"

"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"