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Joke of the Day

"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"

"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"Are you lactose intolerant? If so, you won't be able to handle this cheesy joke"

"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"

"God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10."

"Why can't French people count to 5? Because there's a **tree** in the way."

"What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !"

"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."

"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."