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Joke of the Day
"What would people call Ryan Lochte if he went to jail? Ryan Locht-up"
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"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."
"Why did the investment bankers start dating? Compound interest"
"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."
"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
"I hate girls with double standards unless they're pretty"
"Trump wants to build a wall between Canada and the U.S. also Please... please do it... us Canadians will even gladly pay for it"
"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"Wearing sunglasses inside is a great way to let people know that you should be hated unconditionally"