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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta? When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt."

"Old junkies don't die, they just withdraw."

"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."

"What happened when Helium told a joke? There was no reaction"

"I don't volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper ""you're doing great"" when a waiter is describing the specials to me"

"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""

"I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless"

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"

"What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson's breasts? **Silicon Valley**"

"My friend wanted to hear a really long poop joke. So I told him to sit down because it would take a while."