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Joke of the Day

"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"

"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""

"Practicing karate in my driveway to strike fear into potential burglars."

"Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!"

"What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant? They were both caused by a message from god."

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on.. .. the suspension is killing me."

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"If the President rides equestrian without a saddle, what do you call the animal he's on? Bare Horse One."