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Joke of the Day

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"I dropped my phone when my friend accidently bumped my arm. It didn't break but for a moment I saw her whole life flash in front of my eyes."

"Two chicken are gossiping... And one of them says to the other: ""You know Brad?"" ""Yeah."" ""He's a total dick."""

"Social Media For Drug Dealers It's called instagram"

"*sets up booth, hangs up sign ""$5 Mustache Rides!"" *nobody shows up. I knew I shouldn't have named the damn pony 'mustache'"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"What happened to the pie dish that got arrested? He was foiled."

"I'm so upset- I threw a bukkake party last night, but it was a complete disaster. Nobody came."

"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."