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Joke of the Day
"They say ""pick your battles"", so today Oreos win."
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"I could never succeed at chemistry. I Guess that's why it's called chemist ""try"""
"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"
"Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?"
"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"
"What does Donald Trump say after sex? I'm **President**"
"What are the effects of biggest brainwashing book in human history? i dont know...try asking the suicide bombers"
"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."
"I told Siri that no one understands me. She said: ""I don't know what you mean by *no one understands me*"""
"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."