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Joke of the Day

"This happened over the weekend I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them."

"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."

"The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs."

"A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine... The solar panel says, ""So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"" The turbine replies, ""I'm a big fan."""

"I like my women how I like my coffee Cheap, easily picked up And found later in a disposable plastic container."

"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."

"What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals? He threw it."

"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."

"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."