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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."

"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"

"*starts petting a random dog in the park when I see my ex dog walking past*"

"The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward."

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."

"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."

"My wife just got breast implants made out of oak I don't think I could do that, I think it'd hurt, wooden tit?"