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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."

"Women who are short are called ""petite."" What are short men called? Friends."

"[finding a secret passage in my NYC-apartment that leads to a corpse-filled torture dungeon] HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THIS EXTRA SPACE I HAVE!"

"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"

"How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. ""Change that bulb, bitch. Then make me a sandwich and bring me a cold beer."""

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."

"Remember when you were small & all you wanted was a pony but your parents were high on meth & thought the house was already full of ponies?"

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"My son just walked in crying, saying he was scared as Trump won. I said, fuck off, you're 22 & British. Oh yes he replied & went to work."

"ooh n aah Q whats the difference between ooh and aah? A About 3 inches."