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Joke of the Day
"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."
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"[2 Humans who definitely aren't lizard people at Denny's] 1: I sure am glad they don't have newt brain on the menu 2: Right on, fellow human"
"When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet."
"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
"I keep having flashbacks to my emo phase. I think I might have PTXD."
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"A young boy got expelled for the using the C word in class The principal asked him ""That wasn't clever, was it?"" The boy replied "" No, it was cunt"""
"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."