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Joke of the Day
"New Year's Resolution 2016p"
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"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
"i was just singing radiohead's 'creep' into my cat's ear and he started meowing it along with me then we both took a shit in his litter box."
"as a teen did you ever steal your moms booze and fill it back up with water, or steal money out of her purse and fill it back up with water"
"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
"Some insults are deeply sexist... ""You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."""
"Mini-Skirt Speech My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"