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Joke of the Day
"The American flag Red with blood Blue with tears White with privilege"
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"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"What were ACDC called when they were kids? ABCD"
"Yo mumma so fat.. Yo mumma so fat that she needs two wristwatches, one on each hand because she's in two timezones. NOTE: I'm Australian so I spell the word mum with an 'u'"
"As a customs officer, I don't always agree with people... ...but I see where they come from."
"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You dont cum on the apple before you eat it...."
"My magic watch say's you don't have any underwear on... Oh, you do?... It must be 15 minutes fast."