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Joke of the Day
"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."
Next Joke
"will be tailgating outside the art museum tomorrow. needed: 6 people to paint their chests & help me spell out PICASSO"
"Did you hear about the discount rabbi for circumcisions? He'll take up to 10% off."
"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."
"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"I'm not a shout it from the rooftops kind of person, but I'll write it on a post-it and leave it lying around for people to see."
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"