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Joke of the Day
"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."
Next Joke
"Which came first? Chicken or the Egg? Neither. I CAME first!"
"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"
"A woman was battered over breakfast ...it was waffle :("
"I've been on reddit so much I'm gravely ill now... I think I caught a computer virus."
"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""
"An old black man goes to his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo... ...his doctor asks him ""Why are you wearing a tuxedo?"" The man responds ""If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"""
"Yes, I absolutely want to hear about your cat's medication."
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? That's cute but can you breath through it?"
"""Help me, I'm slowly turning into a ghost from the top down."" -Mrs. Butterworth"