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Joke of the Day
"Some insults are deeply sexist... ""You fatherfucking daughter of a dog."""
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"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"How do you trigger a feminist? You've got male."
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"Campbell's Soup annual business meeting Current products are selling fine...See everyone next year."
"Women sex toys cost money for Batteries! Men's sex toys cost money for rent, clothes, groceries....."
"Do you know why I stopped playing Uno with my Mexican friends? They steal all the green cards."
"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"
"What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend? The knife has a point."
"I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines."