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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A very soar arse"

"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"

"[restaurant] WAITER: And to drink? ME: I'll have a coke and a pepsi. WAITER: Is pep...um...Is cok...ok...Is...I...what.. *waiter spontaneously combusts*"

"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"

"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"

"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."

"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."

"Why are hands so important? You always need them for thumb finger another."

"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"