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Joke of the Day

"The Red Hot Chili Peppers failed to show up to their concert last night. They're now known as the Red Hot Chili Flakes."

"Jewelry in my family gets passed down from generation to generation. My tongue ring used to be my grandmother's clit ring."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"Saw a man waiting for the bus who just stood there staring into the distance. It was as if he just didn't own a phone or something. Weird."

"Illegal immigrants can never get a cold drink. They don't want to be anywhere near ICE."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"

"what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are $1.69 and deer nuts are under a buck"

"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."

"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"

"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"