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Joke of the Day
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."
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"I'm Thirsty! Hey Thirsty, I'm Friday. Wanna go out on Saturday for a Sunday? ^I'm^sorry"
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"Your beer is like having sex in a canoe and living on a pacific island surrounded by rising sealevels... It`s too fucking close to water!"
"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."
"My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator."
"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."
"A roman walks into a bar"
"Got involved in an alcohol-related pyramid scheme... What a champaign."