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Joke of the Day
"What did music tell the pancakes? B flat."
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"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."
"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"
"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."
"Geology rocks"
"A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes,"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"Why is Victoria Beckham not in a commercial for 'Old Spice'?"
"It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory."
"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"
"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."