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Joke of the Day

"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."

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"Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff."
"Why I don't like gays staring at me Their gaze!"
"What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.? Call Baltimore, M.D."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !"
"What do anal and spinach have in common? Well, if you hated it as a kid, you're probably not gonna like it as an adult."
"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."
"How do you know that you're too old? When the priest doesn't look at you anymore."
"I can do number tricks in my head They do cartwheels and handstands."