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Joke of the Day

"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."

"Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics 08' album at 4am."

"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."

"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"

"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"

"What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs? A pair of polegics!"

"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."

"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."

"So my friend told me the other day that he was gunna start studying abroad... ...but no matter how many times I asked, he wouldn't tell me her name!"

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."