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Joke of the Day
"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"
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"If you ask Vanilla Ice's mother about his childhood... she'll tell you that he was a nice, nice baby."
"What else did Lochte say after the truth came out? This did not go swimmingly at all"
"Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh."
"How much sex does one of God's brides have? Nun"
"Take a trip to Japan and wash away your worries!"
"I'm glad I'm not invited to Joan Rivers' funeral. She might be cremated and I hate the smell of burning plastic. Too soon?"
"Finally loses virginity. 3 more years left in prison."
"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""