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Joke of the Day

"It's 2080. Every living human is named Taylor. Dogs are the size of hamsters. The iPhone 47 is the size of a parachute. Weed is mandatory."

"What is white and 14 inches long? Nothing."

"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"

"Why was the ghost uneducated? He was too ghoul for school"

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty, and deer nuts are always under a buck."

"The sad story of a homeless Genie He lost his bottle"

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"

"what does r/jokes and the big bang theory have in common it's not funny 90% of the time"

"So a rapist, pedphile and a priest walk into a bar... He orders a beer"