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"Geology rocks"
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"Guns don't kill people... Husbands that come home early from work do."
"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."
"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."
"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."
"The doctor says to the patient ""I have horrible news."" ""I'm afraid you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease."" The patient sighs and says ""Well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"Two men walk into a bar The third one ducks"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !"
"My Doctor told me I'm pregnant... I told her she's got to be kid-in-me"
"A rhyme which is neither Hickory nor Dickory Hungary Dungaree Duck That fowl sure loves to fuck just like his feathers his zipper is down Hungary Dungaree Duck"