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"Geology rocks"
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"I wonder whether Bankruptcy Court would be more fun if they reversed their Rs like Toys R Us."
"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies? They've got a lot of thyme on their hands"
"What is the difference between a Muslim and Dutch? As a Muslim you get stoned for being gay, but both are legal for a Dutch."
"What do you call a constipated German? far-from-poopin"
"What's the difference between a dilapidated, run down bus stop and a big breasted lobster? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."
"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"