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Joke of the Day

"There is a guy who lives in my town that holds the record for the most concussions by a human. He actually lives right near me, only a stone's throw away."

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"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""
"The Italian faucet.... When it drips it goes wopwopwopwopwopwopwopwop."
"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."
"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""
"There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything."
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."
"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"