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Joke of the Day
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"
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"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"There are so many Mexicans heartbroken about the pending wall Let's hope they get over it soon"
"The scientists a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."
"Meteorologists, frowning, like prophets of doom, pleading with their Snow God for mercy."
"I told my wife she should call me a champion bullrider... Because I consistently last 8 seconds riding a horned animal."
"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"Wife has been adding a little baby oil to her baths, which is cool because I have always wanted to quickly be laying down in the shower."