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Joke of the Day

"I want someone to push me up against the wall.. lean in.. and softly whisper... ""I'll do your housework for you"""

"I make bad jokes This is one of them."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Oh wow they're done already!"

"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.... But all it did was change the color of the baby."

"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"What do buzzards in Kansas eat? Carrion, my wayward son."

"Love doesn't walk away, people do."

"As we celebrate Awareness Month, please retweet this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone."

"If only they had and Olympic event for Facebook, my FB friend would win Gold everytime in the Drama event."