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Joke of the Day
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
Next Joke
"I heard that the cemetery is pretty popular.. Everyone's dying to get in."
"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."
"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """
"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"
"What do you call a perfect society formed by an Asian? A Yutopia"
"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."
"A woman is watching the food channel... Her husband says: why are you watching this? You can't even cook! She replies: you watch porn all day long and I dont even say anything!"
"What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito? Deeeeeeeeeeengue"
"A bought my girlfriend bondage supplies as a gag gift She was at a loss for words"