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Joke of the Day
"Why does waldo wear stripes? So he isn't spotted."
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"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"
"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"
"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."
"[interview for doctor's office receptionist] ""Can you schedule appointments and be friendly"" Yes. ""Sorry we're looking for the opposite"""
"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is: ""Second door on the right."""
"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."
"What's the difference between a gay guy and Hitler? About 45 degrees"
"It'd be funny if everyone told their kids Steve Buscemi is the tooth fairy."