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Joke of the Day
"Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk."
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"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."
"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"
"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."
"There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"
"wife: dont do anything stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"
"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."