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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ganon use the Internet? There were too many Links."
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"""You'll sleep when I'm dead"" -- my phone"
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"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"
"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today... Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."
"A black man, a white guy, a muslim and a communist walk into a bar..... Bartender says ""what can i get you mr. president?"""
"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."
"My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative"
"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."