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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"
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"Volunteer shark bait is a much more inspiring name for surfers"
"The local radio station is having a contest. First place wins a week in New Jersey. Second place wins 2 weeks in New Jersey."
"Do furries go to doctors or vets?"
"If being a disappointment were an Olympic sport.... I could win the gold, have my father present the medal to me, and it still wouldn't be enough for him to be proud of me."
"Why is Tigger so dirty? Because he plays with Pooh"
"Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot."
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby? A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper."
"What came in the mail today? Anthrax."