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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when you dream in color? A chromatose"

"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."

"Yogi Bear: You gonna eat that? Hiker: THAT'S A BABY. YB: And I'm a talking bear. Hiker: YB: Hiker: YB: So where are we on that baby?"

"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"

"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."

"I'm a completely broke farmer. The other day I tried buying fertilizer on my only credit card and it was declined. I literally can't buy shit."

"Why did the zombie only eat blonde brains? She was on a diet."

"Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at sea."

"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"

"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"