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Joke of the Day
"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"
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"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."
"An English professor sees a gorgeous blond at a party . . . ""Pardon me,"" he says, ""but do you enjoy Kipling?"" ""Gee, I don't know,"" says the blond. ""I've never kippled before."""
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
"I just realized the straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress, and not for what I've been using them for all this time."
"What is the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"Sunday. Fun day. One day. Done day. Monday. Fuck."
"What greek letter is always sad? Psi..."
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white? BLE-YATCH!"
"I like telling people to ""grow up"" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say ""Took my advice I see"""