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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."
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"What happens when a clown farts? It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued."
"If 4 people having sex is a foursome.... 3 people having sex is a threesome... And 2 people having sex is a twosome... Does that make me handsome?"
"Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch? A: At the calf-eteria."
"5 penises A man visits his doctor and tells him, ""You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"" To which the doctor replies, ""5 penises! How do your pants fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !"
"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."
"If I ever have a son... I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, ""Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"""
"The best part of Hey Jude is when The Beatles realise the lyrics are terrible and think 5 minutes of na-na-na will distract us, and it does."
"Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work."