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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."

"1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!"

"I went to a zoo with only one animal in it. It was a shih tzu."

"What's the difference between a bot and a Trump supporter? A bot has a chance of reacing self-awareness in our lifetime."

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay a garbanzo bean $100 to go on my face."

"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("

"If 9/11 was an inside job... 5/11 was a Fawkes Guy job"

"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"

"I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back..."

"How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact."