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Joke of the Day

"Beverly Hills Gangsta I'm new to Reddit, this if my first post. A comedy and humorous take on Beverly Hills life style with ghetto way of thinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ljKtOGhAg0"

"-gestures to everything in the Garage- Me- THESE ARE MY TOOLS AND I AM THEIR KING!!! Wife- YOU'RE a tool Me- DAMN RIGHT I AM Wait..what?"

"I thought for my whole life that air was free... ...then I bought a bag of chips."

"Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure."

"Wore a hospital gown to work today and faked a cough for 5 minutes, and they said I could have the break room all to myself."

"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' If no one buys it I'm going to kill myself."

"What makes you special? My extra chromosome."

"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"

"POLICE! OPEN THE DOOR! What's the magic word? [Cut to them back at the station staring at a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off]"