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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."

"Did you hear about the magician who could make a full breakfast appear out of nowhere? He has some Trix up his sleeves. :D"

"What did the zombie body builder say? GAINSSS!!!"

"What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example? A roe model."

"Those Islamic's coming to america? Hostages."

"Sex is great, yes but have you ever had water come out of your ear after it stayed there two days after swimming? OMG"

"My little brother just told me I looked stoned as hell. Which is a little weird, considering I don't have a little brother..."

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."