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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stereotypical flan? A quiche"
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"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."
"My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night... She nearly took my fucking eye out."
"What do you call a homeless man? A Hobo Sapien."
"Doctor, reading chart: ""Says here you're improving!"" Doctor: ""...Oops."" *slowly turns chart rightside up*"
"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"What have sex, money and depression in common? You don't talk about them, you have them."
"Man: What can I do you for? Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare"
"Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome."
"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."