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Joke of the Day

"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"Mayweather gets in a street fight... Wins by decision"

"I have a button on my microwave that says stop time. I assume its for the timer but I don't touch it just in case."

"What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains? The ocean"

"Two prime numbers stayed married for life. They couldn't be divided"

"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"

"What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out? It'll dim sum"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D"

"The meaning of the word ""Poor"" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money"

"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"