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Joke of the Day

"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."

"It was a rainy day, she had just left him and was walking back home... ""Nobody will find him there"" She thought as she walked."

"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."

"The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym."

"(Halloween Party) Friend: What's your costume? Me: I'm dressed as ""A total disappointment"" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah."

"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"

"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"