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Joke of the Day

"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."

"Why do refugees in Germany smell like shit? Because they're too scared to go in the showers."

"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"

"John: There are places... Paul: I remember George: All my life, though... Ringo: How can antibiotics and pro-biotics both be good for you"

"I thought I wanted to get married again. Then I laughed and remembered why I shouldn't think."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? Can't keep milking a goat for 70 years"

"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"

"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."

"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."