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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless man? A Hobo Sapien."
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"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."
"If Yao Ming decides to a get cat, he should name it Meow Ming."
"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."
"Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier."
"Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down"
"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"
"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"
"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."
"I haven't gotten laid all year and its not even 2017 yet"