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Joke of the Day

"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."

"Non-native English speakers, try to literally translate jokes from your own language We might get some weird/funny stuff"

"Everyone has a special talent, I like to think mine is ruining people's day."

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"

"Police are on the lookout for a magician dwarf who escaped prison. They're looking for a small medium at large."

"Every time I eat a banana in public, a stranger offers me money to do it in private. I ate 32 bananas today & made $725. I have diarrhea."

"Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president? Because he never let the dust settle."

"Cops have a new radar that lets them see through walls into our homes but imagine if this technology fell into the wrong hands! Oh wait..."

"Never fall in love with a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."