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Joke of the Day

"Son , I am not able to go to school today Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!"

"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."

"What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !"

"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""

"My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool."

"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"

"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."

"Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree but that's the lowest mark I could give you!"

"I wanted to grill something good for watching today's horse race But my butcher didn't have any Belmont steaks"