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Joke of the Day
"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
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"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prosti-toot"
"What do you call a Black man flying a plane? ..A pilot you fuckin racists"
"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."
"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."
"How do you make 3 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it."
"What did the depressed terrorist say to the passengers on the plane he hijacked? I'm sorry to bring you all down."
"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."
"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."